bonerfart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”


My guinea pig is walking the dog

rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

French is the language that turns dirt into romance.
—Stephen King (via gpfrenchclub)

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

prongsmydeer:

Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass murderer into a tunnel, faced a werewolf and nearly got killed by dementors. I think I can go to The Bent-Winged Snitches concert.” 

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness